Now THAT'S a Smart, Sexy, Sassy Lady!
When someone thinks you know something (even if your answer is wrong) and is impressed by that answer, shouldn't you get the benefit of a royally fabulous fuck?
I mean, with your (supposed) right answer instantly makes you smart, right?
And smart makes you sexy, right? At least that's what all the men tell those survey takers.
And smart + sexy = sassy, right? I mean, if you're smart enough to know you're sexy and actually think you're sexy, that's sexy.
So, do I tell Mr. Casablanca that, in spite of all of the aversion, the pretense, the denials and the regrets -- he's got to admit this:
I'm a smart, sexy, sassy woman and he's the one who's losing out.
If I can admire his familiarity with Black History, he can admire my familiarity with world geography and American lit.
Is sex with a smart person better than sex with a skinny one? By that measure, I guess sexy is better with a smart, skinny person.
Guess it all depends on who's doing the grading.
Call me Ishmael.
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